How To Appear On A “Reality” Show

Are you brain dead???? Totally loose and easy to get into bed????? Dieing to become americas next disposable icon????? Well then what are you waiting on, get on a “reality” show.

You know the shows I’m talking about… some bleach blonde bimbette prancing around a Malibu condo paid for by MTV, trying to work up some fake tears because some skank just bonked her boything in the hot tub. Never mind she is reading from a script, under the direction of a producer, and trying not to run into the hordes of cameras, lights and boom mics littering the room, this is reality man….this is real!

If you have ever wanted to be on one of these shows the kind folks over at RealityWanted.com are eager to help you lose your dignity. The site has a list of existing and new “reality” shows that are currently looking for rubes, er, talent. Shows like Americas Top Model, Biggest Loser, Rock Opposites and more are casting now.